{"id":524,"date":"2015-12-09T13:15:10","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T13:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willbly.com\/?p=524"},"modified":"2015-12-09T13:42:31","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T13:42:31","slug":"fck-you-santa-a-christmas-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willbly.com\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"F*ck You, Santa!: A Christmas Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now on the Kindle<\/a>: Fed up with Santa Claus not giving him what he wants, Stanley writes a letter of three words and leaves it by the fireplace. A feud ensues that continues to escalate. Featuring a Teddy Ruxpin reference and more.\"Fuck<\/a><\/p>\n

I am happy to announce the release of my first holiday-themed short story. Rooted in nostalgia, dark humor, and Christmas themes, “F*ck You, Santa” is one of my most ambitious projects yet. Best when read aloud with friends — especially ones who grew up during the 80s and 90s. \"teddy-ruxpin\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Pick up FU, Santa! For the Kindle<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now on the Kindle: Fed up with Santa Claus not giving him what he wants, Stanley writes a letter of three words and leaves it by the fireplace. A feud ensues that continues to escalate. Featuring a Teddy Ruxpin reference and more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6aT9B-8s","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":622,"url":"https:\/\/willbly.com\/?p=622","url_meta":{"origin":524,"position":0},"title":"Flash Reviews (Michelle Reads)","date":"January 14, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I posted most of these reviews on goodreads. 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